POLL: why did this happen at work today?

Well it's kind of tall with a purple thing sticking out of the top and there are these kind of triangle shaped things under it and it smells like a dream I had about tulips. Stop that purple sound, I'm trying to write! Now where was I....yeah, in Spain. I taught a weasel once how to mend a cake. If a train leaves it's wife for an apple, how many apples does it take to screw your wife? Then I became Wyoming. But just for a minute or two. I got a job spell checking mince meat for the ministry of no fixed address. I got a call from everybody. They say hi. That's when things got weird